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Dolphins “Progress” Report
So Philbin has been fired. Some have wondered if he’s still in London, but I happen to know he’s returned to his home planet.…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Grand Final Recap and 2016 Preview
And so we bid adieu to the 2015 AFL season. Who won the Grand Final, the Australian Super Bowl, the prize of all prizes?…
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DFO, Money comes in
Balls of Steel I thoroughly enjoyed my first winning week of this year even if the Titans-Colts game was a bit of a rollercoaster.…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories
/with deepest apologies and acknowledgment to Blaxabbath He was alone, again, and again with a drink in his hand that he didn’t recall ordering.…
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High Plains Grifter
-The camera pulls back to show a once prosperous and optimistic but now desolate, nearly deserted town. Two men stand at the entrance to…
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A Brief Liturgical Interlude
[Scene: Interior of a Temple in Bristol, Connecticut. Eight large men are gathered in the first two rows, speaking reverently in hushed tones.] Nate…
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Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Football Team, Chapter II: The Reckoning
Week two came and went in Horatio’s trip through fantasy land, and with it went any illusions anyone should have that I know anything…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Well, it’s been quite a day! Martin brought back Sexy Friday with a vengeance that seemed to be squarely aimed at two of my…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week One
Programming Note: I decided to post this on the eve of Finals Week Two because 1) NFL just started WOOOOOOOO!!! 2) this post was…
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DFO, Money Comes In – Week 2
As we mentioned last week, Week One games are notoriously difficult to predict. Given that, I say that WhyEaglesWhy’s and my performance of basically…