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Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Teams
This is part one of a roughly 17 part series in which Horatio discusses how his fantasy teams did the previous week. Less if…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 1
As I promised in the initial post announcing our prediction contests, here is your weekly update: Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize in cash or donation…
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The 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1
First Circle (Limbo) – Dez Bryant’s broken foot, Josh McNown’s Head, and Terrell Suggs torn Achilles. Second Circle (Lust) – Jamis Winston. The rookie QB…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
It’s been quite a day and we’re not quite done. There are still some West Coast JV football games going on and the last…
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DFOutstanding Commentists – 9/5/15 through 9/12/15
Even though we are blazing our own path here in the wild badlands of the Internet, there are some traditions that are worthy of…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Since nothing has been up since 3:00 PM Pacific, I’m putting the late night thread up a little early and ribbed for your commenting…
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Tom Brady Gets A New Sponsor
Hi, I’m Tom Brady and I have Direct TV. And I’m Evil Tom Brady and I have cable. That I steal from my…
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2015 NFL Season Review and Power Rankings
Oh, you poor bastards. Today we careen over the precipice and into an existence devoid of mercy and gentleness, a series of darkening days…
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DFO, Money comes in
As I had mentioned earlier, it is high time that we all received some highly dubious but yet highly profitable (MAYBE!) gambling advice from…
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A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN’ FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF…