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To Bear Down or Not To Bear Down
That is the question. At the risk of stating the obvious, football is awesome. The hitting, the strategy, the fresh grass underfoot as your…
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A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Detroit Lions Preview
Head Coach: Jim Caldwell, baby! Key Players: Matthew Stafford (QB), Golden Tate (WR), Marvin Jones (WR), Ameer Abdullah (RB), DeAndre Levy (LB), Ezekiel Ansah (DE)…
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A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Green Bay Packers Preview
Head Coach: Mike McCarthy Key Players: Aaron Rodgers (QB), Jordy Nelson (WR), Clay Matthews (LB), Eddie Lacy (RB), Julius Peppers (DE) Key Losses/Suspensions: BJ…
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Your 2016 New York Jets Preview
Let’s just get this out of the way now: Hello DFO and Welcome to your 2016 New York Jets Team Preview! (this concludes the…
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Wet Hot Napa Summer: Last Night of Camp (Oakland Raiders 2016 Preview)
INT. RAIDERS TRAINING CAMP CABIN 14 – NIGHT. A pair of dark forms are supposed to be asleep in a set of bunks.…
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Seattle Seahawks 2016 Preview
Warning: The following post contains drug use, sexual innuendo and profanity. It is not intended for children, the elderly, Mennonites, scowlers, frowners, hipsters, tennis…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston’s 2015 Centers Preview
Dateline: August 26th, 2015 Hello once again, dear readers, and welcome to that most exciting time of the summer: the end of the offseason!…