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TGISF…aka Your “Praise Joe Pesci” Sexy Friday Open Thread
[Door Flies Open] tWBS stumbles into the [DFO] clubhouse, mildly drunk (yeah right…mildly). He is wearing no pants. He’s holding a nearly empty fifth…
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TGISF…aka This is your “Sexy Friday Returns/Combo Friday Night Open Thread”
Yes sports fans, you read that correctly. Sexy Friday is back!!!!! And for some inexplicable reason, the upper management of DFO has decided that…
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Your “My Head Really Hurts, Do I Have To Watch This Game?” Late SNF Open Thread
Yes…yes you do have to watch this game. There’s Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it. And stay hydrated. It’s been a…
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tWBS Don’t Know Bo
He obviously don’t know nuthin’ ’bout baseball neither. Back in April, I made some predictions. And I’m man enough to own up to my…
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Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview
Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally…
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Some MLB Talk (AKA, Just how stupid IS tWBS?)
A couple of months ago, I provided a very poorly written MLB preview. Don’t feel badly if you don’t remember it. I barely remember…
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Euro 2106 Preview – Ukraine
OK, fair warning…. As any of you who read my Brasil preview already knows, I don’t know squat about Brasil footy. As god is…
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Your “Everybody Took off and left tWBS with the keys to the liquor cabinet” Open Thread
OK, so what do we got going tonight? Most stuff has already started because I drank all your liquor, and passed out. Then a…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group B – Brasil (aka, Brazil Plays Futbol)
This is best read with Matty Moyer’s voice in mind. For reference…. Brazil plays soccer. Oh shit…I mean Futbol. Brazilian citizens like soccer. Oh…
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El Beisbol’s Triumphant Return (and I can tell you’re all thrilled)
I’m theeWeeBabySeamus, and I love baseball. HI SEAMUS!!!! Wait, it gets worse. I’m a (gulp)….Baltimore Orioles fan. So today, against my better judgement, not…