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Month: August 2015
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (626) AFL Beat (273) A Selection Of (358) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5099) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (900) futbol (504) Gambling (344) Game Preview (538) horror (175) Insane Shit (1186) Lesser Sports (1072) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (466) Life as We Know It (1059) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (581) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2924) Open Threads (4256) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (695) Reflections (774) scotch (938) Sexy Friday (510) STORNG TAEK!!1! (319) Sunday Gravy (243) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (554) Wumbo Wednesday (176)
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Things Fall Apart: The Center Does Not Hold
Pouncey’s out with a broken ankle. Needs surgery. Fuck. FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Center is the most important offensive position other than quarterback. No one else…
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Out With A Wimper: The Final Oakland Raiders Preview
Ok, settle down. Yes, yes — it’s the Raiders. The pre-LA rendition of the post-LA version of the west coast’s most punchline of a sports…
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A Requiem for an Ape
h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian…
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DFO Radio: Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal
Last week, our favorite cumslinger stopped by to take your requests for your favorite music for when you’re grinding gears in the backseat, and…
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sunday gravy with yeah right: lima beans, ham hocks, corn bread. Where you going city boy?
One of the things we can’t control in life is our upbringing. We are completely not in control of the selection of our parents…
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Preseason Week 3: Sunday Games Open Thread
After some erudite discussion of Jonathan Martin’s recent mention of suicidal thoughts, it looks like things are back to normal in my beloved Raider Nation……
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Sunday Football Open Thread
Only two games on a Sunday. Is this the conference championships? Speaking of which, they are only [counts on fingers] like, 13 weeks away.…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 22
For Geelong fans, that means thanks to an embarrasing effort against Collingwood on Friday Night Footy (Friday morning for us in the US). For…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
It looks like we’re getting the hang of this thing! Kudos to Moose and the gang for some brilliant stuff last night. Today, we…
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Your Very Long Intro To Today’s Football Games/Open thread
Let’s get right to it- Pitt at Buff: Martavis should get a significant amount of time because he’s out for the more realer games.…