Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)

ballsofsteelandfury - December 10, 2016

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Author's Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight. The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight. I do apologize for letting this go for so long without it coming to an end (Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I said

EPL Only Saturday – Embracing the Void

King Hippo - December 10, 2016December 9, 2016

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As a reminder, here are The Dead Milkmen... On the pitch, we get things started by ruining my weekend straight away, and right early too, with Watford hosting Everton at 7:30 EST (NBCSN). The 11th position Hornets would actually vault over the 8th position Toffees with their inevitable win, as

TGISF…aka “I Couldn’t Think of a Good Theme This Week, So…..Keira Knightley and ASS HERPES” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 9, 2016December 9, 2016

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**Disclaimer....I am not saying Keira Knightley has ASS HERPES. As far as I know, she most definitely does not....(please do not sue DTZM) But it was pointed out to me while in Vegas last weekend, though in a subtle fashion admittedly (I'm looking at you Rikki Tikki Deadly and Rev Mayhem),

Meanwhile, at the Luxor

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - December 9, 2016December 9, 2016

INTERIOR, LUXOR CASINO & HOTEL - MAIN STAGE [A large audience sits in their seats and murmurs in anticipation of the premiere of Las Vegas' most talked about new show. After a few moments, the lights shut off, and the stage begins to fill with smoke.] ANNOUNCER: Welcome, everyone, to the Luxor

Quotables Week 13 – Results

ballsofsteelandfury - December 9, 2016December 8, 2016

You know, I don't think anyone could be prouder of their class than me. You all outdid yourselves. Give yourselves slaps on the ass! HARD! On to the winners: Because no one appreciates inside jokes born out of a wild Vegas weekend more than I do. Honorable mention goes to SonofSpam: That’s how I celebrated

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 59)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 9, 2016December 8, 2016

The scene: Doktor Zymm's laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Zymm has a pair of super hi-tech surgical magnifying glasses on, and is carefully working on the body of Man in Plaid #2, trying to extract one of the microscopic fusion cells that power his android form...without, say, dropping it and

Your “A Broken Clock Gets It Right Once A Year” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 8, 2016

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Well lookee here! We got ourselves a great tilt between two superior teams with a history between them and a division lead in the mix. Everyone says that 2016 started going downhill right after David Bowie was shot to death in that zoo enclosure but if that is what it

Prelude to a Drive with Derek Carr

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 8, 2016December 8, 2016

EXT. NEW JERSEY - NIGHT. A portly gentleman in pleated khakis pulled up a bit too high steps out of the front door of a townhouse in suburban New Jersey. He ambles curbside, where a black sports-utility vehicle has arrived to pick him up. He hops into the passenger seat, and

Week 14 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and the Coaching Chopping Block

Podcasts

Free Ballin' Football - December 8, 2016December 8, 2016

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Vikings at the 3/4 Mark: Four More Games to Go.

laserguru - December 8, 2016

Sung to the tune of "25 Minutes to go" by Johnny Cash. For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk [Week 1 - Vikings 25 Tennessee 16] "The brand new season starts at Tennessee, we've got 16 games to go. This badass defense is looking good to me, we've got 15 games to go." [Week 2 - Vikings 17 Green Bay

Your “December Is Knucklehead Season!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - December 7, 2016December 7, 2016

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This week marks the first real weekend of pre-playoff action, with more slots being possibly decided. It also marks the first real weekend of teams playing out the string, so woe to those who have tickets to watch one of those. Also - "Race to the Bottom", starring the Browns

NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story

ballsofsteelandfury - December 7, 2016December 7, 2016

The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to sit in the back corner alone "No thanks, Sue Lynn." She walked away feeling a mixture of pity and admiration. It took a lot to survive in this town, let