SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - DOWNTOWN - DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN'S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL, MORTAL LIVES AS ANOTHER LONG OFFSEASON BEGINS. BUT BOLTMAN MUST NOT WAIVER! [Shreds an air guitar solo] IT IS UP TO HIM TO ONCE AGAIN LEAD HIS LEGION
Month: January 2017
Historical Badasses: Simo Häyhä
Your “‘Raining Money’ = Good; ‘Golden Shower’ = Bad; ‘Getting Hosed’ = Depends” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To think what the Founding Fathers would say! I supposed Ben Franklin would approve, although he would have preferred French courtesans and older women. I'm not sure how the alt-left would have dealt with this. Urolagnia doesn't lend itself to offence like "Beta-cuck" did for the alt-right. Look for Drs Oz & Phil to have
Better Know A Guy Who’s Going To Screw Up Your Franchise For The Next 2-4 Years
Holy double-entendre, Batman! The carnies apparently crossed a wire or four when they put together this off-season's Coaching Carousel, cuz it's spinning fast and hurling off children into the hurricane fence. Coaches were hired today for two of the six open head coaching slots: Vance Joseph and Sean McDermott. Technically,
The Best 69 to All of You
1/9/2017 I don't say much about me or mine. It's not interesting to me, until I talk about it, at which point everyone says "YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING!" ok...fine. Here goes. My dad was born 1/9, back in 1948. That makes him 69. So what. Except from the number and all that
A Team Without a Franchise Quarterback is Like a Patriots Team Without a Gritty, Scrappy, Lunchpail Type Guy Playing Slot Receiver
Editor's Note: This song, with minor tweaks, was composed by reddit user A_Participant, and I was so moved that I decided to package it along with some images. Enjoy! BILL BELICHICK The name's Belichick, Bill Belichick, and I come before you general managers tonight with a trade proposal. Probably the greatest [turns
Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Throwing Salt on Your Snowflakes
2016 Quotables – Wildcard Weekend (Submissions)
CrimeBeat!: Guess Who’s Rewatching Archer Edition
Oh men. MEN! Like fetuses (feti?) experiencing the uncomprehending trauma and struggle of their own nativity, we have been pushed and squeezed and squished until we passed through the birth canal of the regular season and emerged, cold and slimy, into the pitiless bright light of the playoffs. And like
The only acceptable way to expand the NFL Playoffs
So, writers across the country are trying to fill space between playoff games by deriding Roger Goodell's idea for expansion of the playoffs solely because of this weekend's particularly sucky games. Granted, it's an over-reaction, but any time anyone gives Roger Goodell shit for being a National Disgrace, it's also
Your “In Need Of Emergency Post, Break Glass” National Championship Open Thread
Wait, that doesn't seem right... That's more like it. NFL News: Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the "interim" removed from his title. And they've hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations. Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night. That's