Month: February 2017

CrimeBeat!: Whistling Past the Graveyard Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at the gaunt, haunted face in the mirror. It's going to be fine. You can make lemonade. You can make a silk purse. You can be a lawyer and politics

DFO Radio: Exit Music (For a Season)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly -
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This week's special edition of Request Line was intended to deliver some much-needed catharsis to those of us who witnessed the most inexplicable choke job in the history of the Super Bowl, and for myself I'm happy to say that it really did help.  I haven't felt much of an

New DFO Addition!

ballsofsteelandfury -
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We at DFO are incredibly pleased to have scored a major coup!  We've been working hard to give you the best #content on the NFL, cooking, and anal sex this side of the Internet and we are proud to present to you the newest member of our team.  It was

Your “Welcome to Day 2 – Confronting Your Feelings” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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Those Massholes had their parade today. As expected, Kyle Shanahan is the new head coach of the 49ers. It snowed AGAIN last night. That's five days in a row, in a city that normally doesn't see that much in a winter. So you can imagine the drivers & road conditions. Police in Victoria stopped

American Kids No Longer a Priority

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris -
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Betsy DeVos is in charge of educating your kids.  They are no longer a priority to the Republican party.  You can't abort them, can't get welfare after being forced to have them, can't afford the insurance for them, and now you can't educate them properly. GOOD FUCKING LUCK PARENTS

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week Extra Day” Monday Evening and also Tuesday Morning Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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2017 Fade in:  Int. Buffalo Wild Wings, Wichita, KS, 9:30 pm. Patrons stare at the screen, in disbelief or joy at what they had just witnessed. Under the table Winston's feet made convulsive movements. He had not stirred from his seat, but in his mind he was running, swiftly running, he was with the crowds

And now, a message from King Roger I

Senor Weaselo -
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♫ set to the music of "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport's not a price that you're willing to pay, You cry There's nothing to do but hate-watch and hope Tom Brady dies. Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement to dictate your falls, Now you're making me mad, 'Cause maybe the season

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finally! Some good footy!

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Well, THAT was... something. And WAY better! Whoa, kids!  Have we got a new season of awesome Australian Rules Football for you!  There are a lot of exciting developments such as:  New updated league and team mobile apps, new and updated WatchAFL packages, MOAR games to watch for free, and a NEW