Month: May 2017

Your “Yay! Bad Things DO Happen To Bad People” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The opening of the new joint Rams and Chargers stadium in Inglewood, Calif., has been delayed until 2020. Unexpected rainfall this winter has slowed work on site excavation & foundation preparation. Per the L.A. Times, water at times stood up to 12 to 15 feet deep from

Your “Poor Poor Pitiful TAWMMMY” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: LeGarrette Blount has signed a one-year deal with the Eagles. Because the Patriots tendered him as a UFA before May 9, using an obscure rule Belichick is famous for finding, the Patriots will end up getting a compensatory pick from the Eagles in next year's draft. Lots of Eagles

25 Questions About….

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Pooping in the middle of the night. As I write this,  it is 2:45 AM and I'm sitting on the throne. I specifically woke up with the urge to go.  I tried to fight it,  but I couldn't go back to sleep.  You may have... questions. 1- What kind of fucked up

Your “Kind Of A ‘Blah’ Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Notes: Adam Jones pleaded guilty to a misdemeanour charge In Cincinnati today, avoiding a felony charge & trial for the obstruction incident he was involved in earlier this year. He apologized to the officer and the court, and was sentenced to time-served (2 days). Even though this was a "chuh"

Your “A Year’s Salary to Stay Under 250? Sign Me Up!” Monday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Eddie Lacy met his first Seahawks weight target Monday, coming in at 253 pounds, well under the 255 pounds he was required to be by this date in order to receive a salary bonus of $55,000. By July 1, his next goal is 250 pounds. August will bring the

“SOME TABLE IS BETTER THAN NONE TABLE?”

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SERVER: Welcome to Cafe Fina on Monterey's beautiful Fisherman's Wharf! My name is Nick and I will be your server today. Can I start you off with anything to drink? CUSTOMER: Well, I... [DOOR FLIES OPEN] JOHN MADDEN: EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU APPEAR TO BE SITTING AT MY TABLE, AND WHEN YOU SIT AT

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Rounds 7 and 8

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So, a lot of things have happened since I last saw you.  tWBS rolled into town and raised some hell.  I replaced my car. Oh, and there were a heap of upsets in the AFL and the competition has now gotten super tight like my first girlfriend's vagina.  Or a-hole.

Your “How Long Must We Sing This Song?” Sunday Evening Open Thread

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  I went to the opening show of U2's tour the other night. I sat way, WAY up top. It was a good, but not great, show. They started strong, with all pre-"Joshua Tree" songs, including the one above. They sounded great. Then they played the whole album to the "conclusion". For