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Month: July 2018
#feverdream (198) *Not A* Sponsored Post (636) AFL Beat (279) A Selection Of (364) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (277) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5142) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (168) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (915) futbol (512) Gambling (344) Game Preview (541) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1080) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1071) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (593) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2948) Open Threads (4285) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (704) Reflections (779) scotch (947) Sexy Friday (517) STORNG TAEK!!1! (325) Sunday Gravy (246) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (562) Wumbo Wednesday (182)
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Your “I Can’t Even Dress This Pig Up Nice” Wednes…oops…Thursday Evening Open Thread
It is a dark & barren wasteland this evening, my friends. NFL News: Brightening up his suspension is the fact that Jameis Winston &…
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World Cup Reflection: A round table discussion of what has happened so far
Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit Carter: All rise…
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Senor’s BattleBots Beat: Bring Back Bil Dwyer!
In case you’re wondering what the hell I’m talking about—more than usual, of course—that’s Bil Dwyer. Some of you may know him from his…
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CFL Beat: Week 4
I am on vacation! Things are pretty splendid. I’m hoping next week I won’t have to be finishing this column on the morning of…
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Your Fourth of July Evening Open Thread
[Alert – there is a gross JPP fireworks warning at the bottom of the page.] NFL News: The Shield is catching some flak today…
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Your 4th of July Day Open Thread & Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – San Diego International Beer Festival 2018
Heyyyy, happy 4th of July, folks! Low Commander here to dust off the old Beer Barrel and hopefully wet your whistles for the incredible…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 1
EXT. RURAL SURROUNDINGS – DAY We open with a wide shot of a vehicle parked at the edge of a field. An orchestral version…
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Your “One Holiday Ends; Another Begins” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Suspensions! Rams G Jamon Brown – two games for “violating the NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse”. Packers RB Aaron…
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DFO Radio: Stripped Down
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly (from the DFO World Cup Open Thread): Okay, if I stay put and watch the second half, it will be a dull, interminable…
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Is this thing done yet? – World Cup Tuesday Open thread
Photo is of Ottmar-Hitzfeld Stadium in Switzerland 2000 m above sea level. taken from sportskeeda.com This truly has been quite the remarkable World Cup…