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Month: April 2022
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Villains
I cruised through Netflix last night, stopping randomly on a British movie called, you guessed it, ‘Villain’. I just love movies about gangsters where…
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Sundays With Litre, now with Even Less Litre!
Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in my birth country of México for a well-earned vacation so I’ll be covering…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Final Vegetarian soup – Southwest Style!
Good morning folks! Before we get the party started I wanted to thank everyone for their kind words and condolences last week after the…
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Saturday Night Random Thoughts
As I was watching today’s fixtures (trying to savoUr since there is NO FOOTY tomorrow), I came up with another of my good goddamned…
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Saturday “All Aboard the Sinking Ship” Morning Thread
I apologize in advance for tomorrow. I will go missing all day, and there will be no Derby of Ultimate Despair live blog. Because I…
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Sexy Friday: Mr. Ayo Showcase #4
As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us.…
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Request Line: Songs That Bang
The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of The Week: Room For Improvement
Happy Friday everyone. For this week we’re going a little old school. The Improved cocktail has been around since the 1870s when bartender Jerry…
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Your “You’re not in the mood? Well you GET in the mood” Thursday Night Open Thread
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – LATE AFTERNOON A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging around in their office. Scratch that – ONE sleazy…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 16: Cutting to the Core With Psychic Surgery
Good morning. I just read your charts from before; I understand the voices in your head this week are telling you that you’re in…