April 2022 – Page 3 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Hippo’s Mid-week Waking Nightmare (part el tres)

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…

Kids, it’s all gone. Tucker Carlson is telling men to irradiate their testicles to be more manly. I’ve got nothing. I’ve quoted it before,…

Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…

Yes, it’s filing time in the USA, though not in Puerto Rico. Last week’s blackout made the PR deadline move to next Monday. That’s…

So I’m at Fenway for the Patriot’s Day game, no doubt losing feeling in my feet because the seats were designed for people of…

Cue it up Beyonce! I made it through Covid! Good Lord was that variant a kick in the ass. I was laid up for…

Welcome back everyone! Good to see you all here. Please indulge me for my annual Easter right of passage. Before we get going I…

Seriously, am I really gonna have to watch the Zombie USFL? This is what happens when you are a lazy piece of shit and…

This is the part of the Lesser schedule when the cup ties start flying fast and furious, and with MOAR at stake. You saw…

As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us.…