Month: December 2023
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Well, here we are. We had to gas up once and the little ones needed a few pee breaks but we’ve arrived at our…
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Your ‘Nother NFL Football Open Thread
As one would expect, we’ve got the skinniest of slates in terms of number of games and quality games. I can hear Hippo’s snores…
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Your Unsunny Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
It might be nice elseplaces but it’s Hot Chocolate Day here, you sexy thing. That’s just the thing to warm the cockles of my…
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Wafer Thin Mints – JV NFL Winds Down Open Thread
Man, oh man. We needed a third late show here. This is some dire fucking shit. But let’s get on with it. Ballsy: It’s…
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Boris’ Week 13 Writeup
Hey all and welcome to week 13 of the NFL season, a.k.a. Zach Moss SZN. News about Jonathan Taylor needing surgery didn’t break until…
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Enter December JV NFL Championship Saturday Thread
Yes, all good things must come to an end. But first, we have Lesser Footy – which thankfully is fairly infinite its benevolence. No…
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Sexy Friday – 20231201
TGIF! WTH? It’s December? Also, having to blog on vacation is the worst. I hope I get double time for this. Survival – Personal…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Rudderless (Raiders at the Bye Part 1)
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s Five Raiders [sic] is filmed in front…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Workshopping
Happy December, and welcome to the “garbage time” portion of 2023. To me Thanksgiving is like the two minute warning in a blowout game.…
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