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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Big Intro!
Guten Tag, Drones. Taking a break from attempting to remove rodents from various pieces of water-sports (points at Balls: not one word) equipment and…
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Da Thoid – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
The next NFL event of some consequence is the schedule release. On May 14. Even if, like 🎶meeee🎶 you consider the Sked Release a…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Hoo-Boy. Marry Me Chicken!
Good Sunday morning to you! Welcome back and have a seat. I’ve got stories to tell. You know, I wasn’t always a “food guy.”…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-14
I am currently reading Practical Demonkeeping. It is the first book in the Christopher Moore Pine Cove series and I am enjoying it very…
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May – Lesser Footy, Greater Boredom
At least the Barca/Inter Shempions matchup has been bonkers and captivating. I can recall stanning for Denzel Dumfries in a “which right back should…
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Sexy Friday – 20250502
TGIF! There’s only one (1) playoff ice ball game tonight? We better get multiple OTs as recompense. Survival – Personal Edition Let’s learn how…
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Request Line: Take It to the Bridge!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are…wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual,…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Planetary Alterations
Hooray for Friday! Thankfully after last week’s injury I’m doing better but not 100% yet. I even skipped both of my games this week…
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Your Leafs-Hatin’ Thursday Night Open Thread
I always try to lead with the football in my posts but tonight things are a bit different. The Senators haven’t been in the…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 9: MARY
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING? The giddy inducing dream preordained everything. What shirt to wear, Mario Bava. Dinner,…