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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVII
Obligatory: That is a wonderful movie. I don’t know how you could have made it through the 90s and not seen that movie, but…
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Sexy Friday, post-Veteran’s Day edition
Today is also Friday the 13th, which is great because we still have a lot of leftover Halloween girl pictures! Well, maybe not a…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVI
The last two weeks have been… eventful. Understandably, most of the discussion has centered around the election and politics. However, that’s not my favourite…
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Weeeeeeeee’ve Got A Diamond…In JOE BIDEN! Saturday Open Thread
Editor’s Note: Balls did not write this. King Hippo did, but there was a scheduling error and this is our half-ass way of fixing…
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Sexy Friday, post-election edition
I’m writing this on Thursday and we still don’t have a winner declared. I’m pretty sure we won’t have a winner declared at the…
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The D of S, Cerchio Nove
Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him…
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Balls On… The Bond films of the 80s
Welcome back to my continuing series on the James Bond films, broken down by decade. Last time, was a long time ago. I had…
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Sexy Friday, Halloween 2020! edition
I said that this week I would post girls in Halloween costumes, but then I got to thinking and realized: Football gear is kindova…
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The D of S, Cerchio Otto
Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that’s not a British adjective it’s literally a waterfall created out of a river of…
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AFL Beat 2020 Season Grand Final Recap
This week… We have our 2020 Premiers! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! As I said when I woke up on Saturday morning…