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Your MAF (Monday Afternoon Football) Open thread
Good afternoon, all! Today we have an extra bonus game thanks to the Ravens’ strength and conditioning coach being a complete moron. Actually, that’s…
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Sexy Friday, It’s December! edition
Holy Moly how is it already December?!? It seems only yesterday that it was March and St. Patrick’s Day parties got cancelled because of…
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Sexy Friday, Black Friday edition
If TWBS was still alive and still doing Sexy Friday, he’d be posting pictures of black girls today. At least I like to think…
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Sexy Friday, pre-American-Thanksgiving Day edition
Today we will NOT have pictures of girls dressed up as turkeys or pumpkins or anything like that. Thanks to Spur, we will have…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVII
Obligatory: That is a wonderful movie. I don’t know how you could have made it through the 90s and not seen that movie, but…
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Sexy Friday, post-Veteran’s Day edition
Today is also Friday the 13th, which is great because we still have a lot of leftover Halloween girl pictures! Well, maybe not a…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVI
The last two weeks have been… eventful. Understandably, most of the discussion has centered around the election and politics. However, that’s not my favourite…
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Weeeeeeeee’ve Got A Diamond…In JOE BIDEN! Saturday Open Thread
Editor’s Note: Balls did not write this. King Hippo did, but there was a scheduling error and this is our half-ass way of fixing…
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Sexy Friday, post-election edition
I’m writing this on Thursday and we still don’t have a winner declared. I’m pretty sure we won’t have a winner declared at the…
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The D of S, Cerchio Nove
Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him…