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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full…
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Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread
/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What…
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Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread
Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably…
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AFL Beat 2018 Grand Final Recap
On Friday night’s Open Thread, we had a good time commenting on the Grand Final as it happened. Luckily for us, we got ourselves…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread!
It’s my turn again and this time we have a FULL slate of games and there are some really good ones on today! Without…
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A Bet’s a Bet – Your Friday Evening Open Thread
No doubt, you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is…
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AFL Beat 2018 Finals Week 3
Boys and girls, I’m not going to lie to you. There are certain times that, despite all the bullshit and all the stupidity and…
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Your Champions League Matchday 1 (Day 2) Open Thread
You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn’t you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression, Yeah, …
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AFL Beat 2018 Finals Week 2
This week, we will have an abbreviated AFL Beat as real life got in the way. TO THE GAMES! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s…
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Please Gamble Responsibly
On Labour Day Weekend, my lazy Saturday started with a vigorous masturbation session and only got better from there. On Hippo’s JV Footy Open…