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Quotable Submissions – End of Regular Season 2017
Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is…
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It’s a New Sexy Year Friday!
Sort of. Work with me here. The timing of the holiday is such that this is the last Sexy Friday of the year of…
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DFO Coaching Carousel 2017 Edition
The rumors are starting to heat up in advance of Week 17 games. Given that a lot of decisions are made immediately after the…
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Your “Last Chance You Be Nice Before Santa Arrives” Hawaii Bowl Open Thread + Die Hard Live Blog
Do the titles count towards the 200 words minimum? I feel that’s the longest title ever. Which is fitting because tonight, despite what science…
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Your “Not” Lesser Footy Saturday Morning Open Thread
As you may remember from last week, our resident Evertonian, King Hippo, is in recovery after the shock of the hiring of Samuel “Fat…
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Quotables Results – Week 14
As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week’s Quotables submissions. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! All kidding…
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25 Questions About…
This Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities…
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LA Football Report – Post Thanksgiving Farts edition
Here we are, once again, to see where we are on the LA football landscape. Everything seems to be coming up Millhouse for good…
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The Definitive Top Ten Monster Energy Drinks aka NASCAR season review
For those of you that are rednecks, Mexicans, or fellow racing aficionados, this will be old news. However, for those of you that look…
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LA Football Report – Thanksgiving Week
As we get closer to stuffing ourselves with turkey and three football games on Thursday, it’s time to once again take a look at…