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Your “The Things We Used To Do” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Take it as you will, but the League reports concussions were down from 2015. According to ESPN, there were 244 reported concussions…
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Your “A Different Sheepskin On The Menu” Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: Getting in the way of a Romo trade is the fact that he counts for $19.6 million of Cowboys salary-cap space in 2017.…
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Your “Super Bowl Bye Week is the Worst Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Because there’s nothing going on. There’s even a lack of good rumours, partially because most job openings have been filled. It just means time…
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Your “Ugh – Two (More) Weeks of that ‘PATS NATION!!’ Garbage?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The most exciting Superb Owl week news so far is that Jim Tomsula has been hired by the [Redacteds] as their new D-line coach.…
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Your “THIS is League Stability?”Thursday Night Open Thread
NFL News: The Raiders have officially filed their relocation papers with the League. According to Yelp, the second best, but closest, moving company to…
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Your “Really, It’s Wednesday?” Evening Open Thread
Back at work today. Mid-week sick days just make things awkward. It’s like getting a second Monday but with two-days worth of workload. NFL…
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Your “How Many Colours Can I Produce?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Jesus Tapdancing Christ – first the fever, then the back pain, and now the popping Imodium like Tic-Tacs. If my wife hadn’t had it…
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Your “I Guess The Pats Bandwagon Got Bigger” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL news: Now that Josh McDaniels has pulled out (hee hee), the favourite for the 49ers head coaching job is Kyle “Not my old…
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Your “Will They Be Outdrawn By A Soccer Team?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
A full #content day here at [DFO]’s undersea headquarters, thanks to that malaka Dean Spanos and the ingenuity & wit of the various award-snubbed…
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Your “‘Raining Money’ = Good; ‘Golden Shower’ = Bad; ‘Getting Hosed’ = Depends” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To think what the Founding Fathers would say! I supposed Ben Franklin would approve, although he would have preferred French courtesans and older women. I’m…