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Your “Nope – That’s Not Entertainment” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It is 100 days to the start of the NFL season. Not uncoincidentally, the NFLPA sent out a note to all registered…
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Your Memorial Day Monday Evening Open Thread
It’s a holiday, so the quiet NFL offseason is extra quiet today. I hope all the American commentists enjoyed all the barbecues, beers &…
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Your Anti-Toronto Saturday Evening Open Thread
I’ve said it before – I’m not a basketball fan. I don’t “hate it”; I just don’t find watching a whole game enjoyable. I…
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Your “CRAP! – My Back!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, did I feel old today. My back flared up, and I lost half the feeling below the waist. THE GOOD FEELING!…
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Your “Oh God – Not Even Baseball!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Some mentally ill member of the Honey Badger’s family tried to extort between $1.5 – $5.0 million from him. A cousin in…
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Your “Whatever You Say, Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bucs have inked Ndamukong Suh to a one-year deal to ply his wares in pirate country. This will mark Suh’s fourth team…
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Your Victoria Day Monday Evening Open Thread
As I repeat every Victoria Day: Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration…
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Your Mid-Long Canadian Weekend Sunday Evening Open Thread
Is everything going well for you? The long weekend is proceeding according to plan so far. I’ve been sober long enough to survive my…
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A Saturday Evening, Canadian Houliday Weekend Open Thread
It’s the annual Victoria Day weekend up here in the Great White North, almost all of which has finally thawed out from what seemed…
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Your “Keeping Things In Perspective” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cardinals CB Patrick Peterson has been suspended six games for a PED violation. A six-game suspension on a player’s first violation stems from…