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Your Father’s Day Evening Open Thread
Not for nothing, but today has never been much more than another Sunday to me. I didn’t have the greatest father, or the greatest…
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Your “Beerguy’s Opening Night” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Evenin’ folks. I’m not actually here tonight. (Some would argue I’m never actually “here” at all.) Tonight is the opening evening of baseball at…
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Your “Gotta Watch Something” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Patriots have signed another tight end / potential murderer by trading a 2020 7th-round pick to the Lions for Michael Roberts.…
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Your Wednesday Evening Game 7 Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Likely solely brought in for the inevitable headlines when he was cut, the Bears have indeed cut Chris Blewitt from their kicker…
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Your Tuesday Evening & Nothing’s On Open Thread
NFL News: Well, they found a way: Kyle Rudolph’s staying in Minnesota. A four-year, $36 million extension, which somehow raises the Vikings’ cap space…
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Your “Ugh – Toronto” Monday Evening Open Thread
The Toronto Fire of 1904 NFL News: it’s quiet in advance of some minicamps opening Tuesday Cam Newton has been cleared to start throwing…
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Your “I’m Lacking In Natural Gifts” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Before I begin, I just want to compliment everyone on last night’s gif parade. That was some good hustle. Now, for those who might…
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Your Barbecue Season Saturday Evening Post
Tonight, for the hockey game meal, it’s pulled pork. I had to fight through the “honeydo” list earlier today, so I’ve earned me some…
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Your “Can You Use It In A Sentence Please? Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Just the worst news: Nick Foles’ wife had a miscarriage, so that’s why he left OTAs. She developed pneumonia during her 15th…
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Your “Barely Making An Effort” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Jags are trying out Terrelle Pryor. As a Wide Receiver. They have enough terrible backup QBs. He played for both the…