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Your Canada Day All Music Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Fuck All Going On. The long weekend ends in the morning, but for now it’s nothing but the music of the Home…
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Your The Night Before Winning The Lottery Sunday Evening Open Thread
Today was the first of two major sport free-agent negotiation windows. The NBA’s started today, and the salary cap for the NBA this year…
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Your Saturday Evening Staff Party Open Thread
Help – I’m being held hostage at a end-of-year school staff party. It’s nothing but vegetarian lasagna, quinoa salad, and “eww – this has…
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Your “In All Thy Sons Command” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The only major NFL news of the day is about the Tyreek Hill hearing with the NFL’s investigation team. This is in…
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Your “It’s A Long Way Coming Down” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Bengals curse lives on: first-round pick Jonah Williams will miss all of 2019 with a torn labrum & surgery to repair…
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Your “Things Could Be Worse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Joe Theismann has things to say about [Redacteds] draft pick, QB Dwayne Haskins. Mostly, that Jay Gruden should take the Patrick Mahomes…
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Your “It’s Not Stealing; It’s A Homage” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Gerald McCoy is taking it personally that the Bucs gave his #93 to Ndamukong Suh. “Them giving the number away, that’s their prerogative,…
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Your “I Can’t Believe I Haven’t Used This Yet” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Seems like it’s going great so far: Giants #1 pick Daniel Jones was booed at Yankee Stadium yesterday. He laughed it off,…
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Your “Pretty Much Nothing But Footy” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Fresh off the Packers brain-trust not seeing eye to eye comes news Cam Newton’s timing issues with his passes are a “work…
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Your “Not Much Goin’ On” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: “Pundits” are already hopping on-board the “Audible” question in Green Bay. Matt LaFleur likes a structured offence. Aaron Rodgers like the freedom…