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Your “But I Want To Keep It” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So last Saturday, I went to Paul McCartney. It was fantastic. As usual, there was the attraction of the merch table, as well as…
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Your “You Get The Horns” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Melvin Gordon has told the Chargers he’s not showing up to camp without a new contract. In a “pay me or trade…
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Your “Lots To Say; Nothing To Watch” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nourishment: The Texans appear to be approaching the 2019 season with the intent of having no GM. Since their attempt to recruit Patriots personnel…
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Your “Oh God – There’s Even Less On” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Glover Quin is retiring after 10 seasons with the Lions & Texans. He started 156 of 159 games, and made 24 interceptions…
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Your “Barren Like Jennifer Aniston” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Tedy Bruschi is recovering from a stroke last week. He posted Monday that he started feeling symptoms on Thursday, July 4: Around…
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Your “All Hail The Queen” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Bow down to your new goddess, and new Democratic frontrunner for the nomination. Well, that was a fair result for the Americans. Even as…
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Your “I Feel The Air Is Getting Hot” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I am spending the night at Paul McCartney, a fellow I recall has been in a couple of popular bands over the years. After…
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Your July 4th Evening Parade Open Thread
Whether your parade is more German than Sesame Street, or more North Korean than Japanese puppet, I hope all the Commentists are having a…
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A Slapdash Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Apologies for the stuntedness, but real life threw up some obstacles today. Besides, with July 4th on Friday, it doesn’t appear anyone at the…
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Your “First Day of Summer School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Today was the first unofficial day. My job is intake assessment & academic advising. Classes actually start next week; by then I’m on vacation…