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Your “Aren’t ‘Body Weight’ Penalties Actually ‘Body Shaming’ Penalties?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: There were five roughing the passer penalties in Week 4. It’s down from the 11 per week they averaged the first three…
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Your 2018-19 NHL Eastern Conference Preview
Hi, I’m Beerguyrob. As I am Canadian, I am more than qualified to rant about the upcoming NHL season. Y’know, that sport which occupies…
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Your “I Come Alive In The Fall Time” Saturday Evening Open Thread
My mood has been quite foul all week. I think it’s my work schedule. Being back on afternoon & evenings means I don’t really…
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Your “Surrounding Me Every Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Whores gotta work: Jason La Canfora is stoking the Le’Veon Bell trade rumours. He emphasizes “decreasing value” and how the Steelers aren’t…
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Your “We Sweat And Laugh And Scream Here” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Le’Veon isn’t “officially” on the trading block, but at least the Jets have called about his rights. The Steelers can rescind his…
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Your Saturday Evening Mild Rant & Open Thread
As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday.…
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Your “But You Said I Could…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Patriots are being investigated over Patrick Chung’s concussion in Sunday’s loss to the Swags. He was initially cleared on the sidelines,…
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Your “All Of You Please Stop Talking” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Antonio Brown issued a(n empty) trade threat in response to criticism of Sunday’s performance. A former Steelers PR rep, Ryan Scarpino, who…
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Your “She’s A Trigger, That Golden Girl” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Hopefully you didn’t spend the day in the same doghouse I did. Sure, I didn’t vacuum before work on Thursday, but I don’t think…
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Your “Good Ideas Are Easy To Hatch” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The games go on in Grudentown – Martavis Bryant is back with the Raiders on a one-year deal. Scoring 13 points &…