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Boots On The Ground – “The Summer of 50” Part 2: How To Create A Liquor & Golf Vacation
In Part 1 of the series, I covered how to create a veneer of respectability around an event by giving it a title. In…
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Your “How Many Seasons Are Over Already?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: A hilarious week for new NFL coaches ends with them racking up a 0-7 record, the first time that has happened. It’s…
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Boots On The Ground – “The Summer of 50” Part 1: A Veneer of Respectability
So, this summer I turned 50. Not a big deal to most, as average life spans are now at the highest they’ve ever been,…
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Your “Come Down & Waste Away With Me” Saturday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKOtbVnV4M Hello, new Commentists. I’m Beerguyrob, I post the odd article from time-to-time, and I usually have something to do with non-gameday Open Threads.…
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Your Regular Season Eve Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: When asked about Le’Veon Bell’s continued absence, Big Ben found the first bus he could: “Football is the ultimate team sport. One…
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Your “Back To Everything” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Man, going back to work sucks. NFL News: Le’Veon Bell is still a ghost at the Steelers facility, and he hasn’t yet signed his…
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Your “Greatest Hits Albums Are For Housewives and Little Girls” Monday Evening Open Thread
Happy Labour Day. It’s the final day of the three-day weekend in Canada. I don’t know how many Americans get it off as well.…
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“America Doesn’t Forgive The Sinner” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview
I’m not sure why this team has fallen to me to preview over the years. Rikki covered them in the initial year of the…
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Your “I’m Tired Of Waiting” Sunday Evening Open Thread
It’s a holiday weekend in Canada, and I’ve got nothing much to say because I may or may not be casually liquored. There’s a…
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Your “I Don’t Care If The Money’s No Good” Saturday Evening NCAA Football Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE But I’m guessing the players might. Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!…