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Your “What An Effective Disorder You Have” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Break out the Vitamin-D SADS lamps, because Brandon Marshall has signed a one-year deal to play for the Seahawks. The idea seems…
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World War G – Chapter 4: Turning the Tide
Pleasanton, California The seating area of a converted bus is where possibly the most famous Raider coach awaits. Enthusiastic, a rather mundane…
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Your “Try To Look Like You’re Having Fun” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mark Davis ‘enjoyed’ Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals last night, which is a “big deal” because OMG the Raiders are…
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Your Memorial Day Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It’s a holiday, so it’s pretty quiet. Cassius Marsh let loose on his feelings about “The Patriot Way”: “They don’t have fun…
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Your “I’m Sick Of Running From These Wimps!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Hope you’ve sobered up from the Champions League final enough to enjoy the evening with your family. Or, in more DFO terms, I hope…
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Your “You Might Have To Entertain Yourselves” Thursday Evening Open Thread
It’s a pretty slow day, if you avoided FOX News and anyone who muttered the word “anthem”. NFL News: Reuben Foster has had his…
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Your “Thirty-one White Folks and Shad Khan Say What Goes” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Owners meeting rule changes: They have come up with a new anthem policy: The NFL will enact a national anthem policy for…
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World War G – Chapter 3: The Great Panic
Naval Air Station Alameda: Oakland, CA A once-functioning naval base, NAS Alameda was now being used as a storage facility for an organization on…
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Your “In The Most Delightful Way” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Hi all. After a welcome three-day holiday weekend away from the #content mines, I’m ready to return you to the cromulence of my banality.…
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Your “Well, There’s Nowhere For Them To Go But Up, Right?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Godspeed, Oxipug. NFL News: Oh boy – The Browns are this year’s “Hard Knocks” team. The Browns aren’t especially happy about it, but their…