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Your “But Baby, You Didn’t Even Try” Sunday Evening Open Thread
A busy week coming up for yours truly. The penultimate week of my regular school program, so kids are getting all their work in…
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Your “Score What [You] Need And Go Pick A Girl Up” Saturday Evening Open Thread
By the time this post comes live, they’ll be into hour 3 of the Belmont pre-race coverage. So there’ll be plenty of time to…
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Your “You Can Suit Yourself Baby, But You Don’t Suit Me” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Due to infractions over pass coverage contact during drills, the Ravens will lose their final two OTAs this week. Owner Steve Bisciotti…
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Your “It Just Meant ‘Day’” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Carson Wentz has been cleared for 7-on-7 work at Eagles camp. He’s still in a non-contact role, but the Eagles are confident…
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World War G – Chapter 5: Home Front USA
Las Vegas, Nevada [Sheldon Adelson is the picture of an old-world banker: short, chubby, with the toupee-assisted thinning horseshoe-hair of a man who’d spent…
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Your “A Small Man Trying To Embiggen Himself” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Crybaby-in-chief President Trump “disinvited” the Eagles from the White House and instead will hold a perfectly cromulent “Celebration of America, which will…
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Your “What Is Truth?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: LOL Browns! nfl.com reports LB Mychal Kendricks has signed a one-year contract with the Browns. PFT reports Mychal Kendricks has not signed…
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Your “Do You Have To Hold My Hand?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
But, somehow, Kid Rock is still alive, and the world just seems even less fair. Tonight’s sports: I guess the NBA needed an extra…
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Your “The Ultraviolet Light Hurts Me So” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Woo-hoo! June, baby. One more month of school until summer vacation for us teaching types! I got plans. BIG PLANS! (Will actually accomplish nothing…
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Your “Don’t Waste Your Words, They’re Just Lies” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: another very quite day. US sports seem to be avoiding getting in the NBA’s way. Someone had the bright idea to talk…