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Your “I Feel The Beat Tonight” Saturday Evening Open thread
There’s actually a very good chance I’m delivering Greek food tonight. I’ll let you know if I serve the hookers again. Also, I saw…
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Your “It’s A Matter Of Complete Indifference” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: FITTY’S BACK! He’s due an $11 million base salary on the final year of his contract, so I’m guessing that helps make…
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Your Non-Futbol Semana de Odio Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May. NFL Notes: In what reads…
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Your “Where My Bitches At?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNRpvP2ZqQ NFL News: Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd – Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game I’m guessing so Urlacher &…
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Your “Forgive Me, I’m Trying To Find My Calling” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Man, these Olympic start times are really throwing off my rhythms. Being woken up by female curlers screaming “HURRY HARD!” probably isn’t helping. Tonight’s…
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A “You Never Seen Such Scufflin’” Saturday Evening Open thread
There’s nothing to talk about. It’s all Olympics or GAMBLOR! The men’s snowslopes final is tonight. There are four Canadians among the 12 qualifiers.…
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Your “No One Likes Us; We Don’t Care” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: So, the market cap is now set at 5 years, $137 million, with $74 million guaranteed. I don’t know who they’re going…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Five-Time Super Bowl Losing New England Patriots
I know it’s been a few days, but there’s still plenty of Patriots schadenfreude to absorb. Let’s just drink it all in, shall we?…
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Your “The Olympics Will Save Us!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Not sure if #MeToo or regular ex-wife issues, but the Panthers have placed interim general manager Marty Hurney on paid leave due to…
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Your “You Like Those Odds?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dust off those Tebow rumours – Josh McDaniels is now the Colts head coach. Based on the premise Andrew Luck is broken…