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Your Monday Evening Patriots Schadenfreude Open Thread
NFL News: The Eagles parade is set for Thursday. It might actually be worth a liveblog. 11:00AM eastern, so someone in the Eastern time…
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Someone Had To Do It (Again)- A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview & Open Thread
Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary’s Minnesota upbringing, Bush’s Baked Beans, and…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy of Low Commander Welcome to the fourth night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by hypocritical Midwestern…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the third night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by rampant greed, a Republican majority, taxpayer-funded stadiums, and…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy Low Commander Welcome to the second day of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by Levonorgestrel, a lack of…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Minnesota Department of Tourism, collective disgust, and Slim Jims. Tonight is…
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Your “Be The King Kong Banging On Your Chest” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Back on January 3rd, in the Open Thread, we discussed the 15 Hall of Fame finalists: Tony Boselli, Isaac Bruce, Brian Dawkins, Alan Faneca,…
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Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL site says it better than I could: “Baltimore Ravens rookie cornerback Marlon Humphrey was arrested earlier this month by University…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Conference Championships
Or, “The Reasonableness of the Situation”. Honestly, after how the games turned out, I was expecting far more vitriol than I found. The Jags…
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Your “Halfway To The Pro Bowl!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has cleared Carolina of any shenanigans in the Cam Newton non-concussion in New Orleans. League doctor Dr. Allen Sills also…