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Your “I Think We’ve Hit The Dregs of Sports” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Sunday Gravy‘s going to have to work on dough recipes now, because there’s a new official pizza of the NFL! 24 hours…
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Your “Nobody Owes Nobody Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Eagles punter Donnie Jones has decided to retire. Makes sense when you consider he’s a 14-year vet, has played 208 consecutive games,…
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Your “Umm…So, How Was Your Day?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This was dumped late-Friday like so-much bad news, but the Jags have locked up Blake Bortles for three more years. Three years…
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Your “What’ll We Watch Overnight After Tonight?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I always feel guilty that I have nothing to add to the DFO menu. So, I humbly present Johnny LaRue. Tonight’s sports: Olympics: NBC…
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Your “There Was Something I Forgot To Say” Saturday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82oSu6gIvms If you are receiving this, it means the blizzard has finally stopped & I can get out of the house. Doing more food…
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Your “Everything’s Falling Into Place” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The suffering continues for Josh Gordon, as he has been ruled an exclusive rights free agent Meaning that he doesn’t qualify for…
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Your “Not Who I Thought It Would Be” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018. I thought for sure it would have…
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DFO University – Introduction to Alcohol 101
Good afternoon students, I’m your professor – Dr. Robert Beer-Guy. Welcome to our classroom, the Prohibition Bar at the Rosewood Hotel Georgia. My regular…
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Your “Huh – Actual Students Came To School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This is sure going to hurt morale at The Dak Prescott School Of Maturity, but Doug Martin has been cut by the Bucs.…
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Your “Let Us Never Speak Of It Again” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Texans plan to release Brian Cushing prior to the new league year starting on March 14. It’ll save them $7.6 million…