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Author: Beerguyrob
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Your “At Least The 2019 Offseason Won’t Be As Bleak” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Morgan Burnett is leaving the Packers for the Steelers. Just another hole to fill in while wasting Clay Matthews’ prime. Ryan Grant,…
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Your “Oh Yeah – Football” Monday Evening Open Thread
With all of Hippo’s quality basketball coverage this past weekend, it’s easy to forget why we’re all actually here – self-loathing football fandom. NFL…
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Your “Looks Like You Won’t Have Beerguyrob To Kick Around For A While” Monday Evening Open Thread
Because, dear Commentists, this is my last Open Thread before we yield the week to the esteemed King Hippo for all things Madness. Editor’s…
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Your “Bloody Hell Guys – Wait For The Actual Day” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Possibly because they don’t want their news to get lost in all the March Madness madness, events started unfolding quite quickly on the proposed…
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Your “One Week Until The Madness Begins” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Following on the heels of Jeff Ireland and Marquand Manuel, some yet-to-be-named official decided to go for the whole magilla and asked…
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Your “All Good Things…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Unexpectedly, Jerry Jones has given up & will repay the NFL the $2.0 million they say he cost them fighting Zeke’s suspension.…
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Your Tag Deadline Day Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Franchise tags: Today at 4:00ET was the deadline for applying a franchise tag to a current player under negotiations. The list: Franchise…
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Your “Whaddya Mean I Gotta Pay Extra For Butter?!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Antonio Cromartie has announced his retirement. It’ll be easier to go on the lam from child support that way, now that potential…
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Your “Saturday Evening Post” Combine Weekend Open Thread
In lieu of my usual Saturday-themed musical selection, I present my dogs playing in the snow. The 3.5 year-old female is beating up the…
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Your “One Last Day Before The Hype Machines Go Into Overdrive” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: OBJ wants a raise. He’s currently in his fifth-year of his rookie contract. The number being quoted is $20 million/season. Which is…