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Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: RGIII is back, baby! A one-year deal with the Ravens. The best comment on Deadspin was that the Ravens signed him because…
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DFO University – Sophomore Alcohol – Beer: Ales 220
Good morning class. Sorry about the change in location. Really, that hipster should have known better than to call Professor Fozz “sweetheart”, but what’s…
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Your “I Need This Validation Of My Prognostication Skills” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Patriots have traded Brandin Cooks & a 4th-rounder to the Rams in exchange for the Rams 2018 first-round pick & a…
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Your “The Cross You Bear Is Only The Beginning” Easter Sunday Evening Open Thread
If all went well this weekend, I am currently driving home from Seattle. If it didn’t, I’m eating chicken fingers in my fat pants…
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Your “MLB Opening Day” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Based on the diminished NFL news, methinks the NFL decided to get out of baseball’s way for at least one week. NFL News: Well,…
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Your “Like Eli Manning, This Week Just Keeps Getting Slower” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Not that he’s officially on the market, but if he were the Giants want two first-round picks for Odell Beckham Jr. This…
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Your “Nope, I Was Wrong” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Today is slower than yesterday. NFL News: Mike Tomlin is not a fan of touchdown celebrations. This is apparently news. Given how many timeouts…
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Your “It’s Kinda Slow” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, this is interesting: OBJ says he won’t play without a contract extension. Giants co-owner John Mara said Sunday, “I wouldn’t say…
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Your “Maybe That’s Why The Chargers Left?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bill Simmons Media Group has lost its president due to sexual harassment claims. Eric Weinberger, a former executive at NFL Network, has…
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DFO University – Sophomore Alcohol – Beer: Lagers 210
Good afternoon students. Congratulations to those who advanced from the introductory course in this program. To all the transfer students from ITT Tech, the…