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Your “Luckily, The Car Was Okay” Monday Evening Open Thread
(Not the actual car) NFL News: Josh Gordon has signed his exclusive rights tender with the Browns. Good thing – 4/20 is this Friday.…
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Your Sunday Funday Evening Open Thread
A reminder from your friendly neighbourhood Beerguy – US taxes have to be filed by Monday at midnight. Meanwhile, the Ministry of Education audit…
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Your Saturday Evening Playoffs Post
First Saturday night of playoff action can only mean one thing: STOMPIN’ TOM! Tonight’s sports: NHL: Maple Leafs at Bruins – 8:00PM | NBC…
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Your “Golf Leafs Golf” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Stealing from Crimebeat! 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster has been officially charged with one felony for domestic violence with aggravated bodily harm, another felony…
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“Canada’s Real Team Lives In The West” – A DFO Western Conference Preview
As is DFO custom, interested parties have been surveyed for their favourite team’s chances to survive the first round on their way to win…
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Your “PLAYOFFS – WOO!!!!!!!!!!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Citing “health issues”, Richie Incognito has decided to retire. “I’m done, I’m done, that’s it,” Incognito told The Buffalo News. “It’s been…
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“How Will The Caps Blow It This Year?” A DFO Eastern Conference Preview
CAN YOU TASTE THE EXCITEMENT?! That’s right – it’s NHL playoff season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjC50QRAXfI Or, as Canucks fans call it, “Ah fuck – the Leafs…
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Your “Mastersmania Sunday!” Evening Open Thread
Sometimes, you just gotta go with the classics. By the time this thread goes live, the Masters should be wrapping up, unless there’s a…
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Your “Another Season On The Outside Looking In” Saturday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcZwzVLsBsg It’s an old episode of SCTV, taped off TV. The old local commercials are ridiculous, and the CBC bumpers are laughable. The Rough…
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Your “All This Coded Language Must Mean Everything’s Fine” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, Bob McNair thinks offseason is the right time to wade back into his “inmates” comments again. “The main thing I regret…