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[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Submissions)
Bringing you all the sporting world news that’s fit to view, let’s take a look at the wacky young sport that is taking the…
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Twin Picks – Ep 5: Collective Soul
Agent Dale Cooper: Well then. So here I am. It would appear that, one, my room service breakfast has not yet arrived. Number two,…
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Twin Picks – Ep 4: A Whisper Of Smoke
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, I have checked in to my accommodations at 21c Museum Hotel. Situated on the 18th floor, the malfunction…
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Twin Picks – Ep 3: The Usual Suspects
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we are waiting in the office of Bengals owner Mike Brown. I am accompanied by local lawman, police…
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Who Could It Be Now?
EXT. CLEVELAND BROWNS ORGANIZED TEAM ACTIVITIES – BEREA, OH Roster mastermind Paul DePodesta watches OTAs from a golf cart in the shade near the practice field. As…
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Twin Picks – Ep 2: Traces to Nowhere
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we have arrived at the Bengals facility, Paul Brown Stadium, which to me sounds like the name of…
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Adieu, adios, arrivederci, auf wiedersehen.
NPR’s Frank Deford retired rather unceremoniously last Wednesday, May 3rd, broadcasting his final mid-week Morning Edition commentary. Reduced last year from a weekly piece…
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Twin Picks – Ep 1: Pilot
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, I have just recently arrived on the north bank of the Ohio River. I have been on the periphery…
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Offseason Quotables: NCAA Championship To The Draft (Results)
Good quality all around this week. Please see below regarding this edition’s results. Regards, blaxabbath
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Offseason Quotables: NCAA Championship to the Draft (Submissions)
Please allow me to briefly take off my fourth estate cap and enter, just for this once, the realm of commentary. End of game highlights are good.…