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What Happened
INT. NFLPA UNION HALL – SEPTEMBER MONTHLY MEETING A dilapidated auditorium is packed full of NFL players. An audible murmur is present as the men…
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2017 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)
First, your Power Rankings Update: Last week (Week 2): Top 5: PIT, GB, KC, NE, ATL Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, BUF This week (Week…
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2017 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)
Lotta football action this weekend. Some results were expected (Browns lost), some were surprises (Alex Smith airing it out), and some were shocking but…
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2017 Quotables – Preseason (Results)
It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I’m not used to grimacing this hard until…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: COINTELPRO
PX, Old Town Alexandria. 2:47 am, September 7th, 2017 In the waning hours of another humid summer work night, the bartender turning down the…
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2017 Quotables – Preseason (Submissions)
Welcome to another season of Quotables. For those of you who are new to the site, it’s really simple — just try to be…
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#MAZDA (Make Arizona Decent Again: A 2017 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview)
As the resident [DFO] Trump Supporter (suck it libs), I feel it’s important to regularly look back and review what THE LIBERAL FAKE NEWS…
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A Place to Call Home
Operator: Greater Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension, how may I direct your call?….I see…And these arrangements, you said, is for a football team?….Well sir, I think…
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“I Just Don’t Have A Parole Officer” – A Boots on the Ground Experience
Though somehow the fifth sixth fifth a top ten most populous American city, Phoenix is yet to produce a Boots on the Ground feature…