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2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)
I hear TNF was quite the event last night. Outside of the Color Rush uniforms, I know everyone likes to rip on TNF but…
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2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)
As is the cool thing to talk about on here, I planned to watch pretty much no football this weekend. I was gonna be…
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2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)
So I guess the Eagles then…good team, huh? That defense sure looks scary and the offense….it clicks. Probably all credit for that goes to…
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A New Look for Dannon
Operator: Dallas County Telephone Operator Extension Line Eight-Eight, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are…
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2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)
I’d be critical of the NFL for a slate of really bad games this week…but I don’t want to be accused of not supporting…
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2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)
So that, above, is the silhouette of Miami’s mascot, T.D.. I swear, there is nothing about that organization that doesn’t just feel completely lazy.…
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2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)
First, lotta discrepancies in power rankings between the major sites. The top some but the bottom is seriously an eight-team frenzy. Say what you…
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2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)
So we’re locking arms now? Good — I didn’t want to #dogwhistle the alt-right to come ‘both-sides’ up Quotables every week. I mean, I…
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2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)
Lotta “showing unity” gifs this week but, really, how much can we make fun of that? But if you got one in the chamber…
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What Happened
INT. NFLPA UNION HALL – SEPTEMBER MONTHLY MEETING A dilapidated auditorium is packed full of NFL players. An audible murmur is present as the men…
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