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Your “July Eve” Thursday Night Open Thread
*Featured Photo Credit From Here Brace yourselves, but the year is halfway over. That’s right, tomorrow is July, the beginning of a four day…
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Your “Sup?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Hmmmm, youtube clips don’t count toward the word count? I call shenanigans! As has been previously noted (by me), we don’t have a regular…
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Your “So Let Me Clear My Throat” Thursday Open Thread
Good evening, fellow miscreants and dick joke enthusiasts. As you may have noticed, without Thursday Night Football and hobo season, we don’t have a…
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Help BFC Stock the Bar
Greetings, imaginary and non-imaginary friends alike! Lady BFC and I have ceased our nomadic lifestyle and have finally landed in a new home. That’s…
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Reflections on Insurrectionists–Your Thursday Not-So-Lighthearted Open Thread
As you surely know by now, today marks one year since an outgoing President attempted to disrupt the 219 year old American tradition of…
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Your “Oh, crap, did the season start already?” 2021 Chicago Bears Preview / Bye Week Update
Scene: Interior Halas Hall. The entire Bears brain trust [sic] sits around a mahogany table talking about the current roster, coaching staff, and other…
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Your “Beware the Ides of….August, I Guess” Sunday Night Open Thread
If you’re reading this, you already know: All the first week NFL pre-season games are over. In fact, there was only one NFL/football-like substance…
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Your “Dear Lord, How is it Already August” Sunday Evening Open Thread
As the title clearly lays out, I cannot believe it is August. Maybe it’s the enduring pandemic that we can’t escape due to variants…
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On the Kindness of Strangers (aka ArmedandHammered Is Really Generous With Beer)
You know what 2020 was good for? Almost nothing. But a) it made (some of) us grateful for time with friends and family and…