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Your “Here We Go Again” 2022-2023 Chicago Bears Preview
Banner Photo Credit: DrawPlayDave Yes, I know the season is well underway, but hey, I didn’t post last year’s preview until the Bears’ bye…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 6 AKA BOTG: BFC’s Vacation” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 5
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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AFL Beat! (Substitute Teacher Edition)
Hodwy. Your friendly neighborhood Balls has been underwater for a bit, so he asked me to pinch hit on an AFL Beat! As you…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 4” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 3” Monday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Vol. 2” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “Happy Bastille Day Eve!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Photo Credit: I took a GIS result and added the word almost to it myself in paint Alright, almost halfway through July. We’re all…
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Time for Random Thoughts with BFC
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Even on Independence Day, the Content Must Be Mined! (Though not necessarily mine)
*Cover Photo From Here; I was going to use a picture of a happy miner, but those were all stock photos or Disney, both…
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