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DFO Request Line: Songs to Play Air Guitar to
If anyone ever tells you that they’ve never played air guitar don’t believe them. Everybody has played air guitar. Nuns play air guitar. Al…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Baked Ziti or Blessed are the Cheesemakers.
Hey everybody! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. I’m going to try and make this a semi-regular feature again now that the NFL season is…
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“What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball!”
Just like that the offseason hits. It’s a long motherfucker too. The draft is 76 days away, training camp is half a fucking year…
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Superb Owl Food Suggestions.
Greetings and Happy Football Game Eve! I wanted to do a real quick cheap ass knock off of a post in case you are…
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Super Bowl “L” Predictions: Blake Griffin
Hi everyone, I’m NBA All-Star Blake Griffin of the Los Angeles Clippers and I’m here to give my prediction for Super Bo… What was…
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DFO Travelogue: Inglewood CA: Future Home of YOUR LOS ANGELES RAMS!
As the resident DFO denizen who lives closest to the Rams new stadium project in Inglewood I thought I would begin a series of…
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Coach Zimmer Prepares for the Offseason
{ Interior Vikings team HQ, Eden Prairie Minnesota} Coach Zimmer: “Well, that’s about the last of the team interviews. Guess there’s nothing left to…
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How did we do?
With the conclusion of the NFL regular season I thought it might be interesting to see how well we performed with our preseason predictions.…
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Year in Review: 2015 as an Acid Flashback
Jesus, this shit is strong! Hopefully this doesn’t lead to one of those horrible introspective nightmares that last 4 hours or so. I need…
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Christmas Origins: A Heathen Explains.
For the uninitiated, non-Christian, non-Anglican, or extra terrestrial, Christmas is a seriously weird-ass holiday. In it’s current iteration in the U.S. we are, in…