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Elaina Watley Sends a Group Text
Elaina Watley: That cheating bastard! I’ll show him! [Phone Flies Open] Morris Claiborne: Oh, ha ha ha! Very fucking funny!
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Kirk Cousins Visits A Subway
[WASHINGTON D.C., SUBWAY INTERIOR] Sandwich Architect: Hey man, don’t you think it’s about time we took down that RGIII cardboard cutout we’ve got by…
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Andy Reid Arrives Late to Practice
[Kansas City Chiefs Locker Room] Jeremy Maclin: Hey Coach Culley, thanks for feeding us this morning. These catering companies here in KC really know…
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Geno Smith Channels Coach Ryan
New York Jets Locker Room – 8/11/15 Geno Smith: Man, what a long day of practice. I sure am glad I was able to…
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Trent Green Encounters a Mirror
[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana… Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I…
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I Don’t Know About You Guys…
…but I am getting drrrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkk tonight. I’m planning on going to a brewery after work and drowning my sorrows in beer with some close…
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The Bandock Saints Are Born
Boston, MA [Connor and Murphy McManus and David Goodella Roggo sit at a round kitchen table in a dimly lit apartment, drinking and smoking,…
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Sidney Seau Discusses Her Hall of Fame Speech With Roger Goodell
After struggling with the Fuckroxx posting system last Friday, and finally getting this on KSK as an image at the bottom of the latest…