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Jason Pierre Paul Signs Four-Year Deal With Giants
Contract is actually for three and a bit years, because that’s as high as he can count now.
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CrimeBeat!: Gift Horse Edition Part I
So, over the last year of doing this “column,” I have bitched on numerous occasions in the past about how desolate and bereft of…
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CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE” TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the…
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CrimeBeat!: Whistling Past the Graveyard Edition
/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at…
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Free Ballin’ Football Podcast: Superb Owl Edition
[Editor’s Note: Bill from Free Ballin’ asked for a guest bloggy-post to introduce this week’s episode, and he handed over the keys to Reverend…
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Celebrity Superb Owl Picks: Sean Spicer
COWARDLY MEDIA WHORE TRADING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY FOR ACCESS: Good evening, and welcome to CNN. Tonight, we turn to a somewhat lighter topic than normal:…
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CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition
[Note From The “Author”: pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the…