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Waiting For Godot: Your Baffling Buffalo Bills Bye Brief
So I gave my two cents regarding the unreliability of preseason predictions back in my Pats Preview, although my revised conclusion the God is…
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House MD DFW
[Interior- Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Scene opens on DOCTOR HOUSE sitting in his oddly-stylish and expensively furnished office, playing with his giant tennis ball…
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Team Preview Parade: NEYW ORLINS SAYNTS
Please note: dementia is a horrific condition- one that I have watched ravage two loved ones- and something that should not be made light…
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Updated Preview Parade: New England Patriots
God is dead. He was killed by the Easter Bunny and Lady Liberty, who in turn completed the metaphysical murder-suicide by drinking Drano…
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Preview Parade: New England Patriots
picture credit: John Defreest So I am not a Patriots fan. At the time we divvied these previews up, DFO did not have a…
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Requiem For A Heavyweight
If football teaches us anything, it is that success is a delicate and often fleeting thing. Actually, if football teaches us anything, it’s that…