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CrimeBeat!: Seriously, What the S**t, Joseph Randle?
It’s C-c-c-c-c-c-Combine Week, bitches! So far, no one has gotten arrested or been struck by divine enlightenment in Indy, but it’s early, so *fingers…
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CrimeBeat!: Who Took My Slippers!
It’s our second edition of CrimeBeat!, the Local Ace Award Winning series. It’s been a relatively quiet week in terms of bad behavior by…
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DFO Crime Beat!: It’s Always Stompy In Philadelphia
Welcome to the emotionally-barren frigid wasteland that is the NFL Off-Season. While we will try to fill the void with obsessive draft coverage (“He’s…
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AWWWOOOOOOOOO
So it happened. Rob Ryan has officially been callously booted from the sinking riverboat that is the Neyw Orlins Saints. I come to bury…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Viewers’ Choice Edition
Greetings, fellow drunkies! I was originally going to post the results from my Halloween Oktoberfest Tasting, but the notes from the evening are predictably…
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Waiting For Godot: Your Baffling Buffalo Bills Bye Brief
So I gave my two cents regarding the unreliability of preseason predictions back in my Pats Preview, although my revised conclusion the God is…
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House MD DFW
[Interior- Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Scene opens on DOCTOR HOUSE sitting in his oddly-stylish and expensively furnished office, playing with his giant tennis ball…
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Team Preview Parade: NEYW ORLINS SAYNTS
Please note: dementia is a horrific condition- one that I have watched ravage two loved ones- and something that should not be made light…
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Updated Preview Parade: New England Patriots
God is dead. He was killed by the Easter Bunny and Lady Liberty, who in turn completed the metaphysical murder-suicide by drinking Drano…
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Preview Parade: New England Patriots
picture credit: John Defreest So I am not a Patriots fan. At the time we divvied these previews up, DFO did not have a…