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CrimeBeat!: Rob Ford Memorial Edition
Ladies and gentlemen, sad news from the sporting world today as Toronto Councillo(u)r Rob Ford passed away at 46. We here at CrimeBeat! extend…
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CrimeBeat!: Booooooooooorrred
Mother pus bucket…this is what I have to deal with? Jesus, the phrase is “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” You’re handing me…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Homebrew Edition
Ahoy-hoy, fellow beer coneseu connisor enthusiasts! Make it Snow is out again this week, presumably hiding from (or fleecing) the locust-like hordes of street…
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CrimeBeat!: Meth-Smoking Clown Arrested at Waffle House
Welcome again, imaginary Internet friends! Ohhh men. MEN! The offseason blotter is finally heating up, and CrimeBeat! is here with as many of the…
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CrimeBeat!: For Whom The Bell-End Tolls
It was another boring week here at CrimeBeat!- no one went batshit at the Combine, there were no Fax Machine Malfunctions at the franchise…
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CrimeBeat!: Seriously, What the S**t, Joseph Randle?
It’s C-c-c-c-c-c-Combine Week, bitches! So far, no one has gotten arrested or been struck by divine enlightenment in Indy, but it’s early, so *fingers…
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CrimeBeat!: Who Took My Slippers!
It’s our second edition of CrimeBeat!, the Local Ace Award Winning series. It’s been a relatively quiet week in terms of bad behavior by…
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DFO Crime Beat!: It’s Always Stompy In Philadelphia
Welcome to the emotionally-barren frigid wasteland that is the NFL Off-Season. While we will try to fill the void with obsessive draft coverage (“He’s…
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AWWWOOOOOOOOO
So it happened. Rob Ryan has officially been callously booted from the sinking riverboat that is the Neyw Orlins Saints. I come to bury…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Viewers’ Choice Edition
Greetings, fellow drunkies! I was originally going to post the results from my Halloween Oktoberfest Tasting, but the notes from the evening are predictably…