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Your Very Regular NFL Football Open Thread
Vegas. Germany. So many jokes to be made but now we get the usual offerings. The teams on bye are the Broncos, Lions, Jags…
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Your Vegas Forward Early Morning Open Thread
Yes, The City of (even more!) Degenerates is hosting a DFO get-together. As I type this post our brethren are snuggled safely in their…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Can you believe it’s week 9 already? We’ve another early game this Sunday in Germany as well and it looks like the best we’ve…
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Sexy Costumes Anyone? Your Halloween Eve Monday Night Football Open Thread
Hopefully there will be all kinds of ‘interesting’ get-ups in the crowd tonight. I might even wish to be a cameraman in Detroit, [who…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Injuries just keep on happening and that’s why we got DeVito Jr and Truth Biscuit. There’s already enough lousy qb play without more backups added to…
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Your Multi-Tilt Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve four games in the late slate and some are promising and others…not so much. To The Games! Browns/Seahawks: Ford had a good practice…
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Your First NFL Football Open Thread
Hey guys, it’s time to do that thing again and we have a full complement of tilts to do it with. Why does not…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s the opening offering of week 8! Can you believe it’s week 8 already? (lousy running joke is lousy) The trade deadline is coming…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Last game on the docket. Let’s comment hard! Fallout: -Folks are thinking that Detroit is one of those pretend teams because of that blowout yesterday.…
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Your Very Next NFL Football Open Thread
Ok, so six teams are on bye and yet there are four games in this window. I’ll never see the logic that the NFL…
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