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Report: Chiefs will play on their Bye Week-Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
This is the first of three bye weeks that K.C. will get. (they’ve beaten Denver 15 times in a row) This just makes the…
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Carlson Brothers Kickaroo! Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
What? Did you think I’d do the overdone ‘revenge game’ thingy? That’s so tired-just like I was last night after so much football yesterday.…
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The Best For Last? Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Well, with massacres in New England, Miami and Detroit under our belts maybe we’ve got a close one here. Thanksgiving stuff needs to be…
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There’s More? It’s Another NFL Football Open Thread
There’s four games on this slate with two of them being interesting. And then there’s that one stinker. I’ll start with that one. To…
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Your Regular Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
This is a skinny six game slate, what with the morning tilt and the Browns, Chargers, Seahawks and Bucs on a bye. And it’s…
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Josh Allen X 2:The Londoning. Your Early Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome, welcome! Has the doggo been walked, the cat’s belly been scratched, the eggs fried and the breakfast beer cracked? Well, you’re all set…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hey folks, this is your friendly neighbourhood fantasy flounderer coming at you the last time this week. I hope every one of you has…
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We’re Almost There. Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
To The Game! Chiefs/Jets: -It’s been a long day (is writing this at 12:55 EST) so I’ll keep this short. -I hate to shit…
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Fancy Another? Your Afternoon Window of NFL Tilts Open Thread
The hits just keep on coming!* *resulting in bruises, contusions, aches, pains, concussions, sprains and surgeries We’ve a few more matchups, let’s take a…
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Your Post-London Town NFL Football Open Thread
Not gonna lie, I’m going to wing these games. Facts and stats can vamoose! To The Games! Fins/Bills: Contrarians (ya gotta love contrarians. Or…
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