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![The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/shit.jpg)
The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write “concurring opinions” where they agree with the ultimate…
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I Want Carruth! You Can’t Handle Carruth! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page).…
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Making Ezekiel: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
By far the most common question submitted this week was about where you should take Ezekiel Elliot in your upcoming drafts. The second most…
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YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our…
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Executing Jameis: Your DFO Legal and Fantasy Football Mailbag
ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page).…
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Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared…
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Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole
Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless…
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Haht of Dahkness: My Jet Crashed Behind Enemy Lines
My name is Troll-So-Hard University, and I’m a fan of the New York Football Jets. Well, I used to be a fan of the…
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THIS WEEK IN F**K YOU: THE FAT JEWISH
In case you’re wondering, this is how you properly attribute something funny you find on the internet. Thanks for the funny picture Starcasm…
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Only Getting A Little Better Usually Means That You’ve Been Caught – The 2015 Detroit LIons
The only noticeable difference from the Lions team that went 7-9 in 2013 and the Lions team that went 11-5 in 2014 was that…