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CrimeBeat!: Who Took My Slippers!
It’s our second edition of CrimeBeat!, the Local Ace Award Winning series. It’s been a relatively quiet week in terms of bad behavior by…
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Mock YEAH!
It has been less than two weeks since Super Bowl Sunday, which means you may be Jones-ing for some serious NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE action.…
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DFO Crime Beat!: It’s Always Stompy In Philadelphia
Welcome to the emotionally-barren frigid wasteland that is the NFL Off-Season. While we will try to fill the void with obsessive draft coverage (“He’s…
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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …
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The Son Of The Morning Star Shall This Year Rise In The West!
Narrator: George Armstrong Custer was a United States Army officer and cavalry commander in the American Civil War and the American Indian Wars. Raised in…
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Super Bowl Shocker: The Unedited Footage Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Want You To See
Hey everyone. I’m David Daleiden, you may remember me from the video that blew the lid off the illegal aborted baby parts black market operation being…
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DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I
Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all…
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A Friendly Wager
Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, one moment please….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference…
