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Rogue 23: A Skol Wars Story
[Exterior, Space. The camera pans through the cold black nothingness of the void. The underside of a Star Destroyer slowly passes into frame, until…
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The Banshee Screams For Buffalo Meat
Oh men. MEN! Lend me your ears; I come to bury Rex, not to praise him. The naughty shit that men do lives…
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Winter, You Can Frostbite My Balls
“Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen. “ Willa Cather wrote that and…
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Meanwhile, At The BirdMurderDome…
[EXTERIOR, Minneapolis] [Six bedraggled figures, backs stooped and all but one swathed in many layers of mismatched clothing , huddle in a doorway to…
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CrimeBeat! Triumphant Return Edition
Oh men. MEN! I apologize, from the deepest cockles of my heart, for the no-doubt-emotionally-devastating wasteland that your lives have been during the prolonged…
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A Large Cup of Boiling, Seething Hate
When I was a little kid, my mother would make something called “honey coffee.” Which was coffee with cream and sugar. I would go…
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Better Know a Deity: Shan’Khor
It’s time for another installment of Better Know a Deity. Sure, we all know the big names in the football pantheon like BLEERGH, BOLTMAN!…
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A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election
Well, this election has come and gone and taken years off our life with its vitriol. Colbert was right, too much venom and it…
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This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update
The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That’s your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of…
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MILLENIALS ARE PIGS AND SHOULD BE IMPRISONED
If you’re a millennial, you are a douche-pussy. And I fucking hate you. If you’re a millennial and reading this article, or a regular…