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Your “I Waited All Season For This?” Super Bowl and Related Entertainment Shenanigans Open Thread
As Barry Manilow would caterwaul, “Looks like we made it” to our second Super Bowl as a bunch of kid-like creatures that exist under…
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Joe and Troy: A Viewpoint
(Based on somewhat accurate reports.) America’s Game of the Weak! Welcome to this sea of unwashed, drunken hobbits. I am here, despite my pleas,…
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Celebrity Superb Owl Picks: Sean Spicer
COWARDLY MEDIA WHORE TRADING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY FOR ACCESS: Good evening, and welcome to CNN. Tonight, we turn to a somewhat lighter topic than normal:…
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An Oath to Bleergh
We speak openly of Bleergh in this house. He doth rule our being. Believing in his ways is immaterial, as we have all exclaimed…
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New Chargers Helmet Design Proposals
It’s been a strange couple of weeks in San Diego. There has been talk of clearing the land on the site where Qualcomm Stadium…
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CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition
[Note From The “Author”: pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the…
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Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo
After sixteen years of threats, the San Diego Chargers officially filed for relocation last Thursday to move to Los Angeles, a city that has made…
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ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – DOWNTOWN – DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN’S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL,…
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Throwing Salt on Your Snowflakes
If you have kids, they are assholes. I have three kids and the older two are assholes and the younger one is excelling in…
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CrimeBeat!: Guess Who’s Rewatching Archer Edition
Oh men. MEN! Like fetuses (feti?) experiencing the uncomprehending trauma and struggle of their own nativity, we have been pushed and squeezed and squished…