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Nailing Down the Easter Holiday

I have always harbored an unbridled hate for Easter. It’s just another one of the many reasons why I am hell bound. This eliminates…

Good men and women of DFO, rejoice, for I have heard your cry. Deep in my Timeless Slumber, though empires and eons passed me…

“Nurse, part of his vans popped out and it’s on the floor.” That’s an actual quote from an actual doctor who was actually cutting…

The irony of those shirts is just too much for me to handle.

Dammit! I keep trying to avoid the NFL, but stupidity keeps bringing it to the fore: “Aaron Hernandez’s Attorneys Might Argue That Weed Made…

So, over the last year of doing this “column,” I have bitched on numerous occasions in the past about how desolate and bereft of…

WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE” TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the…

Whelp, the NFL Head Coaching Carousel appears to have come to a screeching halt with Kyle Shanahan’s coronation as 49er’s head “coach”. Unless, of…

/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at…

♫ set to the music of “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport’s not a price that…