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Your “Liars, Cheats, Addicts & Murderers” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This year’s Hall of Fame candidates were announced. There are 108 names in total eligible for shortlisting & unfortunate interviewing by Peter…
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HAPPY FUN BRAIN SCREAMING TIME: A Buffalo Bills Season Preview!
Holy shit, you guys, I can’t remember going into a Bills regular season so stoked about their chances to Make Some Noise since… well,…
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A Place to Call Home
Operator: Greater Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension, how may I direct your call?….I see…And these arrangements, you said, is for a football team?….Well sir, I think…
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YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our…
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Stadium of Leaves – Nobody’s 2017 Chargers Preview
This is a collaborative post from the sick and horrible minds of Old School Zero and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers. You have been…
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Fun with Big Beer: “The High End”
The battle for your dollar rages on in the beer industry. For the last 2 decades, “Big Beer” in North America has tried many…
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Fun with Nick Hardwick: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 3 – Carson Drift
Last week, former San Diego Chargers radio color commentator and long time center, Nick Hardwick, announced that he would be doing a complete and…
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Listen to the Rhythm of the Falling Rain
FEBRUARY 2017 – MIDDAY – INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA – CHARGERS/RAMS JOINT STADIUM SITE [Three well-dressed men exit a limo and approach a chain-link fence, bordering…
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Cleveland Roulette: Garrett or Trubisky?
So whose it gonna be? Whose luck finally runs out when the Browns turn in their draft index card thingy? Is it going to…
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CrimeBeat!: Bat Country Edition
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA CHARGE: Indecent exposure With apologies to…